I lost track of time and space and my humanity itself. For a moment, I wasn’t a person. I was all the way inside of FIFA. And it was beautiful. And I loved it. And I want to feel that way for the rest of my life.
If you can answer the following questions with NOs that are plausible:
Are you wearing a swimsuit?
Are you barefoot?
Are you naked?
And are you only wearing your underwear?
If you can say no to all of those things, I think that you are in accordance with the John Green dress code.